Monday 26 March 2012

Number 16
Song & Artist: Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Album & Date: Led Zeppelin - 8th November 1971
Nationality of band: English
Members at release: John Bonham (Drums - English); John Paul Jones (Bass -English); Jimmy Page (Guitar - English); Robert Plant (Vocals - English)

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My rant;

I have been looking forward to writing this rant since before I even created this stupid blog so here we go.

This is a rock song. This is a rock songs rock song if ever there was one. I love these kinds of songs where they build up from seemingly nothing to a powerful crescendo of earth shattering rock and then end leaving you recovering from an orgasmic experience.

The song is just so damn beautiful with the gentle yet determined picking and tunes at the start. The soulful tones of Plants voice picks at you as he ever so slowly, almost imperceptibly, picks up the tempo until at 2:15 another guitar starts and the song takes on a more powerful tone.

The tone of the vocal steps up as and about then you remember how fucking awesome this track is and what you're about to experience.

(The forest will echo with laughter, and it makes me wonder)

At 4:20 the drums start, and the song takes it next bump up towards ecstasy as Plant puts even more into the song.

Another step up at 5:30 and, ladies and gentlemen we are rocking like no one had rocked before and like no one has rocked since. Scintilating guitar work that scorches into the final jump up and the wino down the road arrives and the band bunch together and crank out the best damn ending to any track.

The only problem with this absolutely brilliant track is that takes me until the 2nd or 3rd minute before I remember how sensational it is. Because I am nominally part of Generation Now, I often skip this track simply because I can get my rock fix quicker from other songs.

I will always remember this song because Leah Panapa always played it around 10pm on a Saturday night when she was doing the weekend show on Hauraki back in the 90's and it was my guilty non-grunge pleasure. Somehow I was out driving every Saturday night.....

Bands: (multiple band entrys ARE counted twice)

8 - America
8 - England

Band Members Country of Origin: (multiple band entrys ARE counted twice)

33 - England
29 - America
2 - Germany
1 - Tanzania

Decade Released

10 - 90's
3 - 70's
2 - 60's
1 - 00's

Year Released

2 - 1994
2 - 1997
2 - 1993
2 - 1995
2 - 1991
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1979
1 - 1968
1 - 2006
1 - 1971

Genre:
5 - Alternative
4 - Grunge
3 - Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Post Grunge
1 - BritPop(Rock)

Sunday 11 March 2012

Number 15

Song & Artist: Steady, As She Goes - The Raconteurs / Saboteurs
Album & Date: Broken Boy Soldiers - 24th April 2006
Nationality of band: American
Members at release: Brendan Benson (Vocals, Guitars, Keyboards - American); Patrick Keeler (Drums - American); Jack Lawrence (Bass Guitar & Vocals - America); Jack White (Vocals and basically every instrument known to mankind.... - American)

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My rant;

I will repeatedly bang on about the lack of talent out there in the rock world in recent times. I will specifically harp on endlessly about the old crew (FF, RHCP etc) turning out ballsack albums with one or two average tracks on them that the media take to the masses with fake gusto (which is in fact thinly veiled boredom)

Once again, I'm calling this track alternative because there was no one else really really doing this garage rock revival scene in 2006. The Foo Fighters latest, Wasting Light, was apparently recorded in a garage, but seeing as that garage is bigger than my house, I'm pretty sure that doesn't count.
But Jack White is someone who is genuinely talented and has been releasing music post 2000 that is genuinly interesting and rocks. So team him up with the rest of the boys of the Raconteurs and you get this lo-fi, garage rock track that is inspiring in both its simplicity and its depth of rock.

The drum and bass in this track carry it beyond what it could have been. The short, caught guitar marks the track as something entirely different to any thing else released around then. The slightly offset layering of the vocal track is something not done a lot, and not done well at all generally. But this track has it nailed and musically these four chums have turned out a cracker.

The lyrics are defining for any young man and especially for me seeing as I was engaged when this was released and spent significant time thrashing it at work where Vladimir and I were both jumping up and down about its brilliance.
Bands: (multiple band entrys ARE counted twice)

8 - America
7 - England

Band Members Country of Origin: (multiple band entrys ARE counted twice)

29 - England
29 - America
2 - Germany
1 - Tanzania

Decade Released

10 - 90's
2 - 70's
2 - 60's
1 - 00's

Year Released

2 - 1994
2 - 1997
2 - 1993
2 - 1995
2 - 1991
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1979
1 - 1968
1 - 2006

Genre:

5 - Alternative
4 - Grunge
2 - Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Post Grunge
1 - BritPop(Rock)

thus spake drake: Is she really going steady (as she goes?)

thus spake drake: Is she really going steady (as she goes?)

Friday 9 March 2012

Number 14

Song & Artist: Aneurysm - Nirvana
Album & Date: B-Side to Smells Like Teen Spirit - 10 September 1991 or From The Muddy Banks Of The Wishkah - 1 October 1996 (I used  1991 for the stats below)
Nationality of band: American
Members at release: Kurt Cobain (Vocals/Electric Guitar - America); Dave Grohl (Drums - America); Krist Novoselic (Bass Guitar - America)
YouTube:


My rant;

For me, this is the ultimate grunge track. It's the old story, but if you look up grunge in the dictionary, you will hear this song graunching along in a fucked off way. The opening minute is just gorgeous in its 'in your face' tenacity and rawness.

And when the lyrics start, my ears start to bleed, but I feel the pain that is in the voice and words. I am drawn into the darkness, the total depressing darkness that must have been in play for a track like this to have come into existance.

Luckily for me, when the 4.5 minutes are over, I can switch back to reality a wee bit. But this is a truly haunting song that epitomises the grunge era for me.

There are whole websites devoted to figuring out the lyrics of this song (http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=4910) but I am really not interested in getting into that, I am all about the whole package, how the track feels and how the music and lyrics mesh and the time it was released and what it meant at that time and to that time.

And for me, this song is a perfect storm.

My number one memory of this track is sitting in my car in the rain trying to convince a mate of mine named Roger that it was the greatest grunge track of all time. He didn't get it. And he said he liked Coldplay, I got out of my car and walked away.

Bands: (multiple band entrys ARE counted twice)

7 - America
7 - England

Band Members Country of Origin: (multiple band entrys ARE counted twice)

29 - England
25 - America
2 - Germany
1 - Tanzania

Decade Released

10 - 90's
2 - 70's
2 - 60's

Year Released

2 - 1994
2 - 1997
2 - 1993
2 - 1995
2 - 1991
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1979
1 - 1968

Genre:

4 - Alternative
4 - Grunge
2 - Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Post Grunge
1 - BritPop(Rock)
So, I'm not posting lately because of drama in my life which means i'm not in the right space.

I will get back to it soon.

Monday 5 March 2012

Saturday 3 March 2012

MY BIG APOLOGY;

I like to think I am a man who can admit when he is wrong. Don't get me wrong, I am not a big fan of being wrong and being an opinionated, arrogant so and so essentially means that whenever I am wrong I get it from all and sundry.

When I Come Around by Green Day is a great track, and it does bring back epic memories but ..... I was ruminating (my latest word) the other night and I found that I couldn't sleep for trying to justify its place on the list. The other thing to know about me is that I sleep like a baby (well, actually, that is bollocks. If I slept like my kids did I'd be even more of a raving loon bag than I already am). I sleep really well no matter what the hell is going on in my life. There have only been a handful of times that I've up at night worrying or contemplating various drama.

And for me to be kept up by this track means that it is far too high on the list so I have demoted it. I've looked at the tracks on the list again and I have shifted it way down.

I've had the list for 3 or 4 years now and I amend it in my head regularly and then potter about with the list as I go. Since I started this blog I have already I have demoted Better Man by Pearl Jam from 9 to much lower, but seeing as I hadn't actually posted it, I didn't feel the need to wax on about it.

So there we go.

Re-reading this post, it appears I didn't actually apologise......

Wednesday 29 February 2012

Number 13

Song & Artist: Wonderwall - Oasis
Album & Date: What's The Story, Morning Glory? - 30th October 1995
Nationality of band: English
Members at release: Paul Arthurs (Rhythm Guitar - English); Liam Gallagher (Vocals/Guitar - English); Noel Gallagher (Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals - English); Paul McGuigan (Bass Guitar - English); Alan White (Drums - English)

YouTube:


My rant;

Once again this track has a contentious genre. It is not different enough from the mainstream music of the time to be alternative and while i don't like the term britpop, because it sounds like a gutless genre (something that a British (and even more whiny) version of Britney would be involved with), I think that if we can assume britpop is short for BritPop(Rock) then I can contentedly call this BritPop. You might ask why Song 2 is not the same genre, and I might suggest reading above for the answer.

To the track itself: and this one traipses some contradictory memories through my brain, but musically it is almost perfect. Beautiful acoustic guitar at the start, downbeat but stirring lyrics leading to more guitars (Oasis specialise in a fuck load of guitars). The music for the first part is perfect in that it does its job of supporting the story that is being told. When you really listen to it, the music is remarkably complex, but it so brilliant you just caught up in whining along to (afteraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll, you're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll)  upbeat lyrics sang in a decidedly British / whiny way. And that's a great trick that Oasis use often and very well.

As the track continues, every part grows until it pop/rocks along to its conclusion leaving you wanting more.

On a personal level, I am deeply conflicted about my feelings about this song. Obviously I really like the song, or else i would be a pecker head for putting it 14, but it reminds me of a girl I never should have dated, even for the redundant short time that we did. I often wonder if I would rate this track higher if it weren't for her. Given my complete lack of interest in what people do, i am far more interested in what comes at number 15 than what she is up to these days.
Bands:

7 - America
7 - England

Band Members Country of Origin:

29 - England
25 - America
2 - Germany
1 - Tanzania

Decade Released

10 - 90's
2 - 70's
2 - 60's

Year Released

3 - 1994
2 - 1997
2 - 1993
2 - 1995
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1968

Genre:

3 - Alternative
3 - Grunge
2 - Rock
2 - Punk
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Post Grunge
1 - BritPop(Rock)

Sunday 26 February 2012

If you're wondering what the little blue icon is in the browser above, it is the 'favicon'. I had no clue what the crap a favicon was, so i found a picture of cool blue guitar and then blogger shrunk it and stuck it there..... What a super world we live in.

I was trying to eat lunch at work the other day, when I heard the telltale double E played by Kurt Cobain in Smells Like Teen Spirit. It was that made me poke my head out the door to see a guy I work with listening to an ipod. I heard a few lines of Teen Spirit, the double E and then the song morphed into something else.

While I stared out in shock, it morphed back to Teen Spirit. It wasn't KC singing, or DG drumming or KN on the bass. The guy holding the ipod looked at me and said 'cool, huh?'

I replied. 'What the holy hell is this?'

'It's a mash up of SLTS and a song by Johnny Cash.'

It was balls on a stick and this guy, 21, thought it was the shiznit. . . .

I was dumbstruck, but he continued. 'You like the Chili's? I remember you telling me....'

'Yeah,' I interrupted, filled with dread. 'I love them. Why?'

He looked at the ipod and skipped a few tracks. 'You'll love this.'

My heart dropped. Someone was about to ruin a classic RHCP track, i knew it, dammit, i knew it. Sure enough the opening of Under The Bridge started. Badly. (not All Saints bad, it was still rock music after all).  But the weird thing was, the vocalist sounded a hell of a lot like Anthony Kiedis.

I can only assume that the owner of the ipod took my stunned silence as solemn, centred adoration because he offered to burn me disc of  'this song and a whole bunch of similar stuff'.

I said yes, only to discover the enemy. Am I an undercover rock cop?

Incidentally, I finally heard a Melvins track that I like. Goin' Blind from Houdini is excellent. Worth a look.

Monday 20 February 2012

Number 12

Song & Artist: In The Meantime - Spacehog
Album & Date: 24th October 1995
Nationality of band: English
Members at release: Johnny Cragg (Drums - English); Timo Ellis (Many Instruments - English); Antony Langdon (Rhythm Guitar - English), Royston Langdon (Bass Guitar/Vocals - English); Richard Steel (Lead Guitar - English)
YouTube:

 My rant;

I know I go on and on about how brilliant and amazing (blah blah) all these tracks are, but honestly, I could only choose 100 from the thousands released in the multi dimensional (and very loosely defined) world of Rock, so what do you expect? the odd shit one just for fun? (Segway: Rock and Rock was originally a term to mean sex by black Americans.... love it because rock music can be BETTER than sex when you're in right space)

This track is one of my personal all time favourites and bring memories of

a) circa late 1995; Hearing it on Radio Hauraki for the first time after 8pm and not being able to sleep that night for waiting to be able to drive up to the mall and buy the single on tape.

b) circa early 1996; Listening to it in my car (1980 silver Ford Escort Mk II Ghia) after having gone to Thorne Bay with Chris, Sarah, Rebecca and Helen and the girls got drenched by a big wave when they were talking (about me probably) instead of watching the waves roll in off the rocks.

c) circa late 1996; Seeing the video clip at Big Fresh Glenfield on a tv by the checkouts after having gone up to chat up (massively unsuccessfully) Rebecca. I stood there, blocking the line waiting for the long and excellent end note to finish.

d) I could go on and on... So I will; Circa 1998, driving my dads truck about with a bunch of people in the car having a particularly awkward conversation about my sick mother with Jackson. I didn't want to have the conversation, and luckily this song came on so I told Jacko to wait until the song was over until we carried on the chat. Lucky for me, within the 5:01 we got where we were going and the conversation was avoided..... permenantly. Thanks for the memories Spacehog.

Incidentally, I thought that this Glam/Alt Rock band with the purely Alternative track at number 13 was from the States until recently, but no, they hail from Leeds in England so there you go.

Sensational opening effect, building to a simple bass and guitar riff, effect hidden everywhere, a hooehooehhoo and more effects that send shivers down my spine, slightly nonsensical lyrics that sound like they should make sense and because of that they seem to apply to your life when you are a musically impression lad of 16 (when all in all we're just like you) (Ok Ok, it's not Ok) (We love the all the all of you), The desperation of both the music and the lyrics intenses the longer the song goes until you feel that David Bowie himself is about to appear and finish the track. The short sharp chords at the back end of the track are grunty and catchy and followed by a piano bit and one last effect that finish off a song that I can never get out of my mind once i've heard it.

Bands:

6 - America
6 - England

Country of Origin:

24 - England
23 - America
1 - Tanzania
1 - Germany

Decade

8 - 90's
2 - 70's
2 - 60's

Year

2 - 1994
2 - 1997
2 - 1993
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1968
1 - 1995

Genre:

4 - Alternative
3 - Grunge
2 - Rock
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Post Grunge

Sunday 19 February 2012

As a young adult (ok, more young than adult) I was not the kind of kid that had girly posters on my wall. I always had football players. Paul Gascoinge, Paul Ince, Stuart Pearce, people like that. I collected alcoholic paraphernalia even though i didn't drink (see, i was single at the time so i didn't need to).

A moment came when I was listening to Tiny Music... Songs From The Vatican Gift Shop by Stone Temple Pilots (Still the best band name ever) and heard the track Trippin On A Hole In A Paper Heart and I couldn't figure out the lyrics no matter how many times I listened to them. So I searched (not googled, it was 199?? after all) for the lyrics and they blew my fucking mind. I couldn't understand them, and that was the one moment in my life when I contemplated taking mind altering drugs to try and figure out what the flying balldanglers Scott Weiland was on about. (Yes, the one moment. Peer pressure never worked with me, no matter how many times people tried, no one realised that I never did (and still don't) care anywhere near enough about what people thought of me to be swayed by public or popular opinion)

So once I banished the LSD/dope theory (Although not long after this, I was offered heroin and that was fucking terrifying.... but a story for another day and another blog... oh fuck that, i struggle finding the time for this one)

Anyways, once i got past that, i realised that i didn't need to understand it to appreciate it: NOTE: fucking read the lyrics, don't just skip them like i would.....

Don't cut out my paper heart
I ain't dyin' anyway
Take a look at eye full towers
Never trust them dirty liars

Sippin' lemon yellow booze
Ole' Leadbelly sings the blues
All dressed up on wedding day
Keep on trippin' anyway

I am, I am, I said, "I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale
So keep your bankroll lottery
Just have your deathbed motorcade"

Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
I'll breathe your life Vicks Vapor life
And when you binge I purge alike

Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone
So keep your head up
Keep it on, just a whisper I'll be gone

Take a breath and make it big
It's the last you'll ever get
Break your neck with diamond noose
It's the last you'll ever choose

I am, I am, I said, "I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale
Hold me closer, closer let me go
Let me be, just let me be"

I am, I am, I said, "I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale
So keep your bankroll lottery
Just have your deathbed motorcade"

So after that i printed out every set of lyrics from every super track i could think of and plastered my room with them.

I suppose it drove my parents mental, but everyone who came into my room from then on, spent at least some time reading the lyrics and they all said the same thing about one track or another. "Wow, i never knew he/she said that in that song...."

It worked out well until a girl (Who shall remain nameless) spent more time with the lyrics than with me....

Tomorrow I will roll on with the list.

Saturday 18 February 2012

Excellent quote from Paul McCartney. This just cracked me up. It is from Cover Media.

McCartney insists he has no intention of retiring any time soon and wants to continue into his 80s.

"You get the argument 'make way for the young kids', and you think, 'F**k that, let them make way for themselves. If they're better than me, they'll beat me,'" he smiled.

And fair enough too. Unfortunately there are super talented young kids out there doing rock justice on the international stage. It is all 40+ guys whose best days are behing them. Is there a possible saviour (hah hah) in Rise Against? Maybe.

But where are the early 20's guys busting out and rocking?

Balls.....

Tuesday 14 February 2012

Number 11 - Legs 11

Song & Artist: Cherub Rock - Smashing Pumpkins
Album & Date: Siamese Dream - 13th July 1993
Nationality of band: American
Members at release: Jimmy Chamberlain (Drummer - American); Billy Corgan (Guitars/Vocals - America); James Iha (Guitar - America); D'arcy Wretzky (Bass Guitar - America)
YouTube:


My rant;

This is a grunge track for starters. People could call it alternative but by 1993 grunge was not entirely alternative.

Excellent finger playing riff at the start, building up with grungy guitars and an ethereal drum beat with vocals that change from soft and inviting to to raking and disparaging in the same line.

This could almost be hard rock, but it is not fast enough for that. It's a driving song, where you feel you could be singing it so hard you crash your car, but it's ok because you tell everyone you were rocking out to the pumpkins and they go.... "sweet....."

I love it when a graunching track tosses in lines like 'who wants that honey?' and makes it beyond supercool.

Can i mention the diabolically brilliant guitar solo that wrenches its way through the middle of the track? Can i? Can i really? Yay!! It is super! There you go!!

I know this track did not perform well as a single, certainly not as well as Today, but it is a firm starter for me at number 11. Booyah!!

Bands:

6 - America
5 - England

Countries:

23 - America
19 - England
1 - Tanzania
1 - Germany

Decade
7 - 90's
2 - 70's
2 - 60's

Year

2 - 1994
2 - 1997
1 - 1993
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1968

Genre:

3 - Alternative
3 - Grunge
2 - Rock
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Post Grunge
Grammy's.

Now, I hate to be a hater but...

Fuck that.

Really? Really really? Is this the best that rock has to offer? Foo Fighters, RHCP and Coldplay were great with a capital ROCK N ROLL, but is there really no one to come on their heels?

So, not only is grunge dead but if this years grammy's (interesting sidebar, does anyone else think of their grandma whenever they hear the word grammy.... "Hello dear, it's grammy here...." Yuk, dumb craphole of a name for an award) are anything to go by, rock is on the slab and the heart monitor ain't beepin' too loud.....

On with the list. Dammit.....

Monday 13 February 2012

I Tunes.

I was a wee bit slow picking up on the whole itunes thing but thanks to my iphone i now have it on the laptop and it has created a problem for me.

I am a dude who needs order. I collect stuff and arrange stuff (hence the blog) I used to have all my Cd's and DVDs in alphabetical order until Aaron (eldest kid) destroyed that plan. And I mean destroyed... I collected wrestling cards, cricket cards, garbage pail kids cards, lego, books and basically if it weren't for Jen (wife) i would be that crazy dude on tv with the five hundred different brands of glow in the condoms on the wall....

However my new problem is that itunes tells you how many times you have played each track and i can't stand all the 0's so i have to play them all. And itunes tells me that i have 10.2 days of music on the laptop, not including vids. As I have so little time anyway i am trying to be methodical in my approach and start with A.

So the first problem is that the first track is something by 'Aaliyah' Who the? what the fuck? Anyway I'm pretty sure that it's going to crap from one of Jens albums, so i skipped that.

Next is Abba. Yeesh. I bought that cd when we came back from the USA and had just watched Love in Las Vegas (best live event ever....) and we picked up Abba and Elvis in a moment of madness. To be honest, Abba remind me of my mum and and Elvis is the King (Highly recommend you listen to 'a little less conversation'

Next is Ace of Base. fuck. sorry. i was 14 and trying to impress the girl next door. I think it is better if i also mention that i picked up Kerosene Hat by Cracker and August and Everything After by Counting Crows at the same time.

So whole point of this post is this: Next on the list is Alanis Morisette. That chick can fucken sing. I remember working at Big Fresh (supermarket chain based on the US market garden scenario) back in the day listening to Rick Dees and the Sunday countdown and Alanis was massive! Damn, great music and a Grammy in '94 too. I often remonstrate that music is better when they REALLY MEAN what they're playing, and she really really means You Oughta Know.

People who think chicks don't rock need a rock. in the balls.....

(I am a big believer in never letting the truth get in the way of a good story, but it is only fair to mention that Aerosmith and Airborne feature before Alanis....

Sunday 12 February 2012

Dead Black Distortion;



So I got a hell of a shock when I found this email in my inbox from youtube with a video and this note:

"Our first ever concert. Hope you enjoy, feel free to give us constructive criticism! :D

Thanks!
-DBD "


I thought initially that I was being hacked and was a bit sketched out, but i googled them and found them on FB. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dead-Black-Distortion/155680381132461 . So I looked them up before watching them and found out what they said about themselves:

"We are a heavy metal band that is trying to mix PUNK, grunge, screamo, and general heavy metal into a big pot...thanks to any and all fans that find us!"

They turned out to be three kids from the White Rose City (York, Pennsylvania, USA) named Rob Auchey, Dakota Michael and Arik Trimmer. I am still trying figure out who plays what instrument so apologies for no names below.

And I thought, fuck me, i like punk and grunge, this could be worth a look. So once i had sent the kids and wife to bed i cranked it up and let it go.

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting a lot. (after all, who the hell am I?) 

But once I got past the crappy camera work and the below average covers (I firmly believe no one can or should cover Nirvana and I am not a fan of Gorillaz) I was pleasantly surprised to hear two originals that i liked. Atrocious was first up, followed by Diabolic. I felt that while they were somewhat similar to one another they were pretty cool and i felt that DBD had spent some time in writing them and planning them out.

The Good;

Hell, that drummer is tight and they said he was only new so i am interested in seeing him progress. I liked the enthusiasm and stage presence of the lead singer. He was amping up the crowd and giving his music hell. The bassist seemed solid and played a nice solo

The Bad;

It is hard to criticise these guys because they are first chaps to actually 'ask' for my opinion but here goes: They lack 'togetherness' and i felt the lead singer was stuck between singing and playing and one often suffered as the other went into overdrive. This is, however, the eternal dilemma of a three piece and sadly we are not all Billie Joe Armstrong or Kurt Cobain. The good news is that they will, if they stick it out, get tighter and better. ( i suppose people could say the same thing about this average blog) Will they go nuclear like another band from York, PA; Live? (Yes, Live as in Live of Throwing Copper and Secret Samadi Fame) 

Perhaps, perhaps not. But I hope so and I am truly interested in keeping tabs on them. (if they are looking for motivation they should think about the relatively recent success of Halestorm. Google it.

And lastly;

I'm not going to pretend to be a musician. Anyone who has heard me attempt to murder my guitar will testify that I would have more success attempting the Kurt Cobain throwdown than anything else, but I am (for my sins) an opinionated, arrogant pratt and in this instance I firmly believe that these boys could use another guitarist to add some depth and Just the camera work. Rock on lads!!


Thursday 9 February 2012

Number 10

Song & Artist: Song 2 - Blur
Album & Date: Blur - 7th April 1997
Nationality of band: English
Members at release: Damon Albarn (Vocals - England); Graham Coxon (Electric Guitar - Germany); Alex James (Bass Guitar - England); Dave Rowntree (Drums - England)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk&ob=av3e

My rant;

Ze Germans are coming (said nasally).... Did I ever mention that the Germans bombed my grannies fish and chip shop? Long story...

The second song and second single on the album with 2 minutes and 2 seconds of thumping drums, simple effective riff followed by dirty dirty grinding on the guitar and insane lyrics. This is the English trying to do grunge and it was (and therefore is) alternative.

I have been told not to use names on this blog, but: Years ago when John and I started debating this list I told him it needed a 'bolter' at 10. Something that, while brilliant, is not generally considered. And this is the 'bolter'.

This song reminds me of sitting on my bed in '97/'98 listening to my neighbour Lisa tell me about some drama she was having. Radio Hauraki was on in the background and as she got to the most critical part of her story this track came on and I yelled out wooo hooo much to her disgust. She kept talking and i kept wooo hoooing until we were both laughing like meat heads.....

Ah music, bringer of memory.

Bands:

5 - America
5 - England

Countries:

19 - America
19 - England
1 - Tanzania
1 - Germany

Decade

6 - 90's
2 - 70's
2 - 60's

Year

2 - 1994
2 - 1997
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1993
1 - 1968

Genre:

3 - Alternative
2 - Grunge
2 - Rock
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Post Grunge

Wednesday 8 February 2012

I'm thinking of the best 'complete' band. Rock band obviously.

By complete i mean the band with the most talented people in it. You could say that Freddie Mercury is the greatest frontman of all time and Brian May is the greatest rock guitarist of all time too and I would possibly agree, depending on how argumentative i am feeling, but who rates Roger Taylor and John Deacon?
(Disclaimer: RHCP are my personal favourite band and i will argue forever that Blood Sugar Sex Magic is in fact the greatest album of all time along with Throwing Copper (Live)  and a few others.)

RHCP are up there, Anthony Keidis is one of the greatest ever frontmen, Flea is probably the greatest rock bass guitarists ever and John Frusciante is a genius, but no one ever rates Chad Smith (Except me of course, that dude bangs fuck out of the skins like a madman and sadly i am nowhere near cool enough to say skins...)
Now I'm not saying that the people i'm not mentioning are crap or anything, all i'm saying is that they're not in the top twenty or so to ever do what they do.

Queen/ RHCP are lucky most bands only have one dude who is rated. Green Day = Billie Joe Armstrong; Faith No More = Mikey Patton

You have think about (as I write, 'Oops.... I did it again' has started to play. Fully wrecking my rock vibe.... that is the downside of ripping all of my wifes music to itunes and not finishing sorting it all out)

You have to think about Led Zeppelin with Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones and John Bonham. Four incredibly talented dudes; all of which are probably in the top twenty or so of their position in the band.

Once again, I will come back to this in good time.

Monday 6 February 2012

This is (another) new section of my blog which i will probably not do again but what the hell:

It's called "So what's annoying me today?"

Well two words: Alternative and Indie.

I'm going to spell out the facts and everyone who disagrees is simply wrong.

Alternative is not the word you give a band/track that is 'cool'. Alternative is a type of music that becomes popular fast, but is not the accepted popular music type of the time. Therefore, that type of music cannot be 'alternative' for long because it becomes popular
 For example; Grunge was alternative for a while until it became popular and then it was simply grunge.
The interesting thing for me is that if you look back in time, music that was truly alternative at the time is always alternative. An example is Placebo in 1998, that music was alternative at the time and still is, but bands that got on the band wagon of that particular brand of punk (post post punk, yes i meant to write post twice, glam punk whatever) did not release alternative music.

Indie music is not a fucking genre. It is just a 'cool' way of saying the band is releasing their music through an indie-pendant (see what i did there.....) label, not a major label. So if you call your music Indie, good for you, you're not actually saying anything descriptive at all.... bully for you....

Now fuck this, i'm off.

Sunday 5 February 2012

Number 9

Song & Artist: Revolution - The Beatles
Album & Date: Hey Jude (Single) - 26th August 1968
Nationality of band: English
Members at release: George Harrison (Lead Guitar - England); John Lennon (Rhythm Guitar/ Vocals - England); Paul McCartney (Bass Guitar - England); Ringo Star (Drums - England)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkwgTBrW78

My rant;

Oh i do love controversy. The song at number 9 for me is not Revolution 1 from the White Album. This is Revolution, the B side from the Hey Jude single.

I know it was never a number one or even close (unlike many other Beatles Tracks according to the album "1") but fuck me this is a absolutely sensational track; Lennon screaming like a demented banshee; Lennon McCartney (if you believe they were a partnership) wrote a politically relevent song that rocked and got important people bitching about it. Think about the 60's and then every decade since then and it's not often that politically motivated songs have bitch slapped your ears and soul like this one. The Harrison/Lennon Guitars are dirty and heavy and most un-beatles.

Hoo Hoo; i love it. (mind you, poor old Ringo doesn't get a mention... at least he's still breathing I suppose)

I'll admit that there were some kick ass anti Vietnam songs in the late 60's early 70's and even Springsteen/REM in the 80's but since then no politically motivated song has kicked my ass.... (do we count American Idiot by Green Day.....)

So that's it. The Beatles at number nine and i'm still not sure if i think they are in fact a rock band. A great band, probably the greatest band ever, but a rock band??

Bands:

5 - America
4 - England

Countries:

19 - America
16 - England
1 - Tanzania

Decade

5 - 90's
2 - 70's
2 - 60's

Year

2 - 1994
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1993
1 - 1997
1 - 1968

Genre:

2 - Alternative
2 - Grunge
2 - Rock
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Post Grunge

Thursday 2 February 2012

Dinosaur Jnr - Green Mind;

I was banging on the other day about having bought this album so here goes.

This is a 'good album'. I wouldn't cry if I never heard it again, but at the same time, i will seek it out from time to time.

Most of the songs are the same kind of vibe, good and average.

Knowing that they have released a bunch of albums since then means that they are hopefully better than this one.

Not the most interesting blog post, i know, but then again not the most interesting album.
Number 8 - The Fencing Wire Position?!?

Song & Artist: Backwater - Meat Puppets (aka 'The Pups')
Album & Date: Too High Too Die; 25th January 1994
Nationality of band: American
Members at release: Derek Bostrom (Drums - America); Cris Kirtwood ( Bass Guitar - America); Curt Kirkwood (Electric Guitar/Vocals - America)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-HFbNhTTKQ

My rant;

Wow-fricken-wee .... this is a band that barely any one knew of until they helped out with Nirvana Unplugged (aka: Kurt Cobains pre-death funeral; but that's another story)

And sadly, despite releasing the 8th best rock track of all time, they remain remarkably unknown. According my research anonymous people on the net believe they are similar to REM, STP, Soul Asylum and Sonic Youth. Well, anonymous internet people, balls to you. They are a band that have been more influential than influenced.

Be sure to check out the youtube clip (above) before carrying on or you'll just be a confussled little duck....

...

...

So this band is probably the ultimate example of an alternative band in that they do all sorts of genres while still remaining a rock band. And i'll admit i heard this song in '94 and fell in love (truly madly and other emotive words) but i only picked up the album in 2007 after a boring wedding. i'll also admit i was surprised and disappointed with the album... initially. After a few plays over a wee while i can now say that i like the album. it's not in the top 20 or anything exciting like that, but i like it.

I usually keep my rants on the actual song quite short but this one is the shortest and i hope anyone who ever gets around to reading this appreciates why.

This is a dirty track with dirty guitars, a simple but sexual riff and lyrics that define life.

"And when I wake up in the morning,
To feel the daybreak on my face,
There's a blood that's flowin' through the feeling,
With a knife to open up the sky's vein."

and lyrics just don't get much better than that.

Bands:

5 - America
3 - England

Countries:

19 - America
12 - England
1 - Tanzania

Decade

5 - 90's
2 - 70's
1 - 60's

Year
2 - 1994
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1993
1 - 1997

Genre:

2 - Alternative
2 - Grunge
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Rock
1 - Punk
1 - Post Grunge

Wednesday 1 February 2012

Noise Rock;

I have listened to 'Goo' by Sonic Youth, the New York experimental 'no wave' (google it) band.

I feel a wee bit conflicted by the album. I reckon that had i been 2 or 3 years older i would have heard them before the grunge explosion circa 1991 and i would have really loved them.

But i feel that because i was exposed to grunge/alt rock and it took noise rock and built on it (with melody/rhythm) i will probably never become a true fan of Sonic Youth. It's like Bob Dylan, no doubt a great poet and musician but everything he did, someone has done far far better.

So i'm content to call Sonic Youth a 'bridge' band at this stage; bridging the gap from heavy metal to grunge etc. So it gives me a better idea of how grunge destroyed heavy metal in that it was just finishing off what noise rock started.

So i will keep listening to SY on and off and buy another one of their records when i get the chance (money) but next i am going to spend some emotional moments with 'Green Mind' by Dinosaur Jnr and see how i go there. According to my information DJ was influenced by SY, so i should get into it.

Rock on rittle bunnies

Oh yeah, Thurston Moore as 34th best guitarist of all time? Rolling Stone what the flying fuckballs were you thinking? yowser......

Sunday 29 January 2012

Number 7.

S & A: Interstate Love Song - Stone Temple Pilots
A & D: Purple - 7th June 1994
N: American
M: Dean DeLeo (Guitar - America); Robert DeLeo (Bass - America); Eric Kretz (Drums - America); Scott Weiland (Vocals - America)
YouTube:



My Rant;

So this track spent 15 or weeks at the top of the charts but that in itself doesn't make it worthy of being on the list.

It's definitly rock, but what type of rock? In my research i have seen it called everything from grunge to classic rock and Alternative rock to Southern Rock. I would class anything off 'Tiny Music" as acid/psychodelic rock, but Purple is an alternative rock album and this track is, for my money a symbiote of alternative and southen rock.

All that aside, it was very radio friendly and still is. The lyrics smack of betrayl and giving up and once again this was super relevant at the time it was released. More than that, the music is hot diggity god damn brilliant and starts off soft and yearning, but soon powerfully bursts into the life that take you through the tale Weiland has to tell. Everything meshes together beautifully, but is southern and dirty all at the same time.

The raking guitar work makes the track work musically and it reminds me of being a carefree, yet angst ridden teenager

Bands:

4 - America
3 - England

Countries:

16 - America
12 - England
1 - Tanzania

Decade

4 - 90's
2 - 70's
1 - 60's

Year

1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1993
1 - 1997
1 - 1994

Genre:

2 - Alternative
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Rock
1 - Grunge
1 - Punk
1 - Post Grunge

Saturday 28 January 2012

Number 6.

S & A: Everlong - Foo Fighters
A & D: The Colour and the Shape; 20th May 1997
N: American
M: Dave Grohl (Vocals/Guitar - America); Taylor Hawkins (Drums - America); Nate Mendal (Bass Guitar - America); Pat Smear (Lead Guitar - America)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y&ob=av3e

My Rant;

So with Far Behind and this track, we're well off the beaten track with regard to all the other bollocks 'top 100' lists i've seen on the net, but here we go.

I'm not going to say the 'N' word in this rant; but this is post grunge music at its very best. Sure FF moved into all sorts of different genres as they aged/developments, but this post grunge.

This really is a beautiful track with that elevates the whole way through.

I remeber listening the New Rock Zone with the Green Man on Radio Haurkai when this came out and they kept getting calls to play this song and Green Man (i went to his Xmas party one year, and they had as much Speights and Wild Turkey Bourbon as you could drink and Miss New Zealand there) called it the most beautiful rock song of all time and and I have to agree. If it was any more beautiful, it probably wouldn't be rock and that is the fine line trodden by the Foo's in this track.

Bands:

3 - England
3 - America

Countries:

12 - England
12 - America
1 - Tanzania

Decade

3 - 90's
2 - 70's
1 - 60's

Year

1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1993
1 - 1997

Genre:

1 - Glam Rock
1 - Rock
1 - Grunge
1 - Punk
1 - Alternative
1 - Post Grunge

Friday 27 January 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME:

The weather was crap, and we had to drag three kids there, but yesterday we went to Real Groovy (record shop in the city) and I picked up some CDs that I have wanted for a while: (saved $20 with loyalty card too)

Help! - The Beatles - 1965
Goo - Sonic Youth - 1990
Houdini - Melvins - 1993
Green Mind - Dinsosaur Jnr - 1991

So I'm stuck in the 90's a wee bit, but I've to try new things here and there. I listened to Help! on the way home and other than the well known tracks of Help!, Ticket To Ride and Yesterday, there was not a lot of awesomeness to report. Good solid album, but it reminded me of Enema of the State by Blink 182 in that it had a few excellent tracks and bollocks in between.

I will find some time and report back on the other albums shortly.

Thursday 26 January 2012

CONCERTS;

Unfortunately having three munchkins has reduced my ability to go out to concerts, but i have seen some great ones (and shit burger ones as well)

Great Concerts:

Red Hot Chili Peppers/ (grr, can't remember heavy metal band  / The Quirk - QE2 Stadium - Christchurch 2002 - By The Way world tour
R.E.M. / Crowded House / Grant Lee Buffalo - Western Springs - Auckland 1995 - Monster World Tour
Green Day / other band - Vector Arena - Auckland 2010
Foo Fighters / other band - Supertop Auckland 2005 - In Your Honor Tour
Red Hot Chili Peppers / (grr, can't remember heavy metal band / The Quirk - Western Springs - Auckland 2002
Snow Patrol / Iain Archer - Vector Arena 2007
Live / Stabbing Westward - North Shore Events Centre - 2001

OK Concerts:

The Police / Fergie - Western Springs (still haunted by memories of meatloaf (see below)
The Exponents - Whenuapai Airbase - 1998
Foo Fighters - Vector Arena - 2008
Tim Finn / Anika Moa - St James Theatre
Couting Crows - Auckland Town Hall

Bad Concerts

Faith No More - Vector Arena - 2010 (horrible, i should have listened to the cd at the pub)
Live - St James Theatre (hideous, i should have stayed at show girls)
Meatloaf - Western Springs - fuck, there are no words to describe this disaster zone.....

Yes, i know there is no U2, well boo freaking hoo. Great band, but bono annoys me and i get frustrated by the hype, probably to my own detriment....

Wednesday 25 January 2012

Number 5.

S & A: Far Behind - Candlebox
A & D: Candlebox; 20th  July 1993
N: American
M: Peter Klett (Lead Guitar - America); Bardi Martin (Bass Guitar - America); Kevin Martin (Vocals/Guitar - America); Scott Mercado (Drums - America)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-LW6m0zX5A

My Rant;

We're off the road here, but:

Despite this being a Seattle, WA band, and most of the band except Scott Mercado (Ohio) being born in or around Seattle; and even the fact this track was released in '93 before grunge died, this is not a grunge song. It is far too beautiful to be grunge, far too well played (or perhaps 'correctly' played) instruments to be grunge. That's why it's alternative. It was Seattle rock at a time when record company's were signing up anyone in Seattle who owned a guitar and calling them grunge.

I love this track, it is my personal favourite song of all time (well it's in the top 5). Lyrically excellent, it calls to everyone who feels left out (song apparently about another rock stars herion death). I remember getting goose bumps hearing this song for the first time on the comp album 'The Trip 4.

Also as a teenager we did stoopid shit, and regretted it (maybe i didn't mean to treat you all so bad, but i did anyway). So for this this is another track that grabs youth and says, it's ok you know; this shit you're going through, we all do it.

The music between 2:53 and 3:33 is beyond awesome; beautiful and powerful.

Bands:

3 - England
2 - America

Countries:

12 - England
8 - America
1 - Tanzania

Decade

2 - 70's
2 - 90's
1 - 60's

Year

1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
1 - 1993

Genre:

1 - Glam Rock
1 - Rock
1 - Grunge
1 - Punk
1 - Alternative

Tuesday 24 January 2012

Number 4

S & A: London Calling - The Clash
A & D: London Calling; 14th December 1979
N: American
M: Nicky Headon (Drums - England); Mick Jones (Lead Guitar - England); Paul Simonon (Bass Guitar - England); Joe Strummer (Vocals/Rhythm Guitar - England)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4dL0lv72oM&feature=g-like&context=G23cb944ALTxopVgABAA

My Rant;

Now, the Clash were a Punk Band, but not really. Unlike other contemporary punk bands, these blokes could actually play, and this song and album show it big time. The other band related comment is the were called ' the only band that matters, and at the time, in punk, they probably were.

With lyrics inspired by a whole host of things, drugs, police and three mile island included, it was as socially relevant and as Smells Like Teen Spirit, but it didn't change the face of pop culture like 'Smells' did.

Still and all, a truly great song that rocks on many levels. the funny thing is that i couldn't tell you exactly why i rate it so highly. Alls i know is that it gets inside me and feels like punk rock (not my favourite rock genre) should feel.

I also know a dude who went to a Clash concert in the early 80's and it was the best concert he's ever been to, he said it was a time and a place that 'clashed' well.

Bands:

3 - England
1 - America

Countries:

12 - England
4 - America
1 - Tanzania

Decade

2 - 70's
1 - 60's
1 - 90's

Year
1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991
1 - 1979
Genre:
1 - Glam Rock
1 - Rock
1 - Grunge
1 - Punk
I spoke to a guy the other day who bagged The Beatles saying that they were 1 semi talented guy (Lennon) and 3 guys lucky enough to know him.

So after i yelled at him a bit; i rattled off the stats and then he mentioned that he didn't like McCartney because he does an interesting thing with musicians who contribute to his projects. He pays them a set fee only and doesn't give them any royalties. Which can be seen to be a bit stingy but; if you are that famous (and supposedly talented) that you can get people to work with and not have to give them any more money, then fair play.

The more interesting point is: are the beatles a rock band or an early britpop band that have the odd rock song here and there?

I will ponder said question and come back to this point...

Monday 23 January 2012

Number 3

S & A: Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A & D: Nevermind; 10 September 1991
N: American
M: Kurt Cobain (Vocals/Electric Guitar - America); Dave Grohl (Drums - America); Krist Novoselic (Bass Guitar - America)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg&ob=av3e

My Rant;

This is the song that changed popular culture and signified the death of heavy metal/ glam rock (esp GNR) between 1991-92. Can't say enough about this track; It burns from the first chord to the last 'A denial'.

It spoke to a generation, my generation, of the boredom and frustration we felt at life, but it didn't give a solution because that would have been trite, and Cobain and Co were definitely not that. The music itself was laid down twice so it is the powerful deep sound that invokes the moshing/headbanging that has nearly caused me to crash my car on numerous occasion (probably a good idea that my boss doesn't read this stuff)

One of the points that i feel make this a great song is that is hasn't been covered (to the best of my knowledge) because you can't do it justice.

Bands:

2 - England
1 - America

Countries:

8 - England
4 - America
1 - Tanzania

Decade

1 - 70's
1 - 60's
1 - 90's

Year

1 - 1975
1 - 1965
1 - 1991

Genre:

1 - Glam Rock
1 - Rock
1 - Grunge

Saturday 21 January 2012

Just a few things today.

Thanks to Shaun who was not only my first follower (sorry, that is a sucky word for it), but also made the first comment. He was also, other than my wife, my first friend on fb.

Not bad for a dude i hardly know.

Heard a new song today: Hit the ground (Superman) by The Big Pink. Quite liked it; check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9_xniHg8pc

I will leave you with a lyric courtesy of Stone Temple Pilots.

"I am I am I said I'm not myself,
but i'm not dead and I'm not for sale,
hold me closer, closer let me go,
let me be, just let me be"

Friday 20 January 2012

Number 2.

I couldn't be bothered keeping up the CaPs ThInG so here we go:

S & A: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
A & D: We're Out Of Our Heads; 31st July 1965
N: English
M: Mick Jagger (Vocals - England); Brian Jones (Acoustic Guitar - England); Jack Nitsche (Tambourine, Piano - America); Keith Richards (Electric Guitar, Vocals - England ); Charlie Watts (Drums - England); Bill Wyman (Bass Guitar - England)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSGdUT985P0

My rant;

Absolutely the best lyrics in the history of music. A rant about advertising and how it sucks and it is more relevant now than ever before with reality tv and extremely loud tv ads. The bit about the guy on the tv trying to sell washing powder, but he's not a man because he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me is lyrical genius (Or is it just so simple that it is genius??)

Of course musically is it simple, loud and madly effective, i relistened to the track earlier today and found myself screaming along with it. I CAN'T GET NOOOO; SATISFACTION.

So the count is:

Bands:

2 - England

Countries:

8 - England
1 - America
1 - Tanzania

Decade

1 - 70's
1 - 60's
Year

1 - 1975
1 - 1965
Genre:

1 - Glam Rock
1 - Rock

Thursday 19 January 2012

I decided to flag banging on about the rock bands can release non rock songs scenario and focus on list

NuMbEr 1 (cool huh)

S (song) & A (artist): Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
A (album) & D (date): Released on A Night At The Opera; 2nd December 1975
N (nationality of band): English
M (members at release): John Deacon (Bass - England); Brian May (Guitar - England); Freddie Mercury (Vocals etc - Tanzania); Roger Taylor (Drums - England)
YouTube:


My rant;

I remember my grandfather giving me the Queen: Live at Wembley '86 Album when i was a kid. I opened the cd and saw this huuuge stadium packed out and the cool cartoons of the band.


I really liked the cd, both discs, especially the bad language in Freddies speech 'we're going to be together until we fucking well die'.

But this song, blew me away. It is mental, it is brilliant on every level.
Why is it number 1? Simple, i feel that everyone in the band meant what they were doing when they recorded it, even if you and and i have no clue what he is on about. It encapsulates rock music and the guitar riff is probably the best ever.

Especially cool is the fact that it does what is does with chorus and an opera bit. Incidentally, I prefer Bill and Ted to Wayne and Garth.

So the count is:

Bands:

1 - England

Countries:

3 - England
1 - Tanzania

Decade

1 - 70's

Year

1 - 1975

Genre:
1 - Glam Rock

and the next clue is:

RoCk On
Also got this email today from Vladimir

"Hello sunshine

First, I promises that I'm not going to tease you for your small willy. That's the fact we all know, and not your fault.

Second, I'm happy that you've finally admitted that "Rock" is just one branch of popular music or "Pop" as we all know it.

Third, oh yes, you and me can argue about it till rest of our lives.... I think that Rock has died more or less in early 80's. They've used  defibrillator in early 90' and gave another few years and after that is just sad, embarrassing story. Guys like FF and RHCP should do a big favour to the mankind if they stop releasing new material and just go on touring the world like Jagger & Co, please the crowd and earn big buck. After you reach some age, you can't create a good Rock songs naturally, it's just not possible biologically. Of course, with years, you become a good tradesman so here and there comes a good song out of experience..... But, there is a big problem with creativity....

Keep writing dude, I'm looking forward to see your list, let me guess, at least 80% American stuff I never heard off.... "

 and my reply

"The small willy is my dad’s fault, and unfortunately I’ve passed it on to my 2 sons.
Rock is the best branch of popular music.
I completely agree with the rest of your email."
Before I started this blog i posted the list on fb (dumb dumb dumb) but i got one comment from Kane


"Looks good couldnt see any 'Weezer' and 'the cure' in there, reminds me of Westlake days hooning around in escort / capri listening to most of this on a mix tape....."
whoops, forgot a picture
 Take a hint...
Tonight i'm listening to Savior by Rise Against, one of the best tracks i've heard in a while.

Last time i left a picture that hinted at what i was going to bang on about now, but i think i have changed my mind. i was always going to do the list in order, but now i am not entirely sure whether to go from 1 - 100 or 100 - 1. Probably if i was getting paid to do this then i would have to 'build up' to the number 1. But that's awfully American and while i love the country (esp San Diego) and the rock music (as i write, Dakota by The Stereophonics, a good Welsh band is playing), the 'Americanisation' fucks me off.

I'm convincing myself to start at 1 and work to 100. I can't say 'go down the list' or anything because they are all excellent songs.

But i think i want to bang on about what rock music is. Wikipedia (and I promise never to do this again) says

"
Rock music is a genre of popular music that developed during and after the 1960s, particularly in the United Kingdom and the United States. It has its roots in 1940s and 1950s rock and roll, itself heavily influenced by rhythm and blues and country music. Rock music also drew strongly on a number of other genres such as blues and folk, and incorporated influences from jazz, classical and other musical sources.
Musically, rock has centred around the electric guitar, usually as part of a rock group with bass guitar and drums. Typically, rock is song-based music with a 4/4 beat utilizing a verse-chorus form, but the genre has become extremely diverse and common musical characteristics are difficult to define. Like pop music, lyrics often stress romantic love but also address a wide variety of other themes that are frequently social or political in emphasis. The dominance of rock by white, male musicians has been seen as one of the key factors shaping the themes explored in rock music. Rock places a higher degree of emphasis on musicianship, live performance, and an ideology of authenticity than pop music.
By the late 1960s a number of distinct rock music sub-genres had emerged, including hybrids like blues rock, folk rock, country rock, and jazz-rock fusion, many of which contributed to the development of psychedelic rock influenced by the counter-cultural psychedelic scene. New genres that emerged from this scene included progressive rock, which extended the artistic elements; glam rock, which highlighted showmanship and visual style, and the diverse and enduring major sub-genre of heavy metal, which emphasized volume, power and speed. In the second half of the 1970s, punk rock both intensified and reacted against some of these trends to produce a raw, energetic form of music characterized by overt political and social critiques. Punk was an influence into the 1980s on the subsequent development of other sub-genres, including New Wave, post-punk and eventually the alternative rock movement. From the 1990s alternative rock began to dominate rock music and break through into the mainstream in the form of grunge, Britpop, and indie rock. Further fusion sub-genres have since emerged, including pop punk, rap rock, and rap metal, as well as conscious attempts to revisit rock's history, including the garage rock/post-punk and synthpop revivals at the beginning of the new millennium.
Rock music has also embodied and served as the vehicle for cultural and social movements, leading to major sub-cultures including mods and rockers in the UK and the "hippie" counterculture that spread out from San Francisco in the US in the 1960s. Similarly, 1970s punk culture spawned the visually distinctive goth and emo subcultures. Inheriting the folk tradition of the protest song, rock music has been associated with political activism as well as changes in social attitudes to race, sex and drug use, and is often seen as an expression of youth revolt against adult consumerism and conformity."

Followed by a whole bunch of historical crap.


The answer is that rock does centre around the electric guitar, but it has to be played to rock (unlike the way i play) You can use an electric guitar to play all sort of gay, happy clappy bollocks.

The vocals in rock - great rock, for me, are important when you feel that that the singer is really meaning it. The bass and other instruments are important for sound and sometimes noise, but they don't need to be noticable. ( i highly recommend listening to What's the Story, Morning Glory? by Oasis and then straight after listen to Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America for an idea of noise)

I enjoy Rock, and it's subsections. There are many, but Soul is not one of them. In researching this blog (research.... Stezzah, you nerd...) I learnt that there are a lot of top 10 or top 100 lists on the net and that RESPECT by Aretha Franklin shows up near the top on a lot. Well there is no Aretha on my list and there are no apologies (sorry, blatent Nirvana reference) for that.

Under rock are things like heavy metal, metal, punk, indie, sca, and things that that. My personal favourite is grunge and if you don't like it, nevermind, i'm mellowship slinky in B Major.

There will be blues, which i feel is a bridge to soul, which is in turn a bridge to R & B, which is turn a bridge to rap and then you get rap rock crossover such as some Faith No More, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Beastie Boys.

It's late, I'm old, the kids are asleep, the blog is long (stoopid wikipedia) and feel i have 20mins to run some people over in GTA SA so I'll say goodbye (Dance Exponents) and leave with this: Tomorrow i will either; start the list or bang on about how rock bands don't always release 'rock' songs and that even Robbie Williams can release a rock song and why this is confusing and annoying to me. Stay in your own genre dammit.

X, by Bailterspace is thumping along merrily as i bugger off.

Wednesday 18 January 2012

So what i'm going to do is post the best rock songs, in order and some info about them and why they on the list. Some people may disagree; good for them, i want criticism (not the 'you've got a small penis' criticism, just about the list)


I'll start over the next little bit and see how I go. I have a reasonable amount to do in my life so it may not be everyday.